Stay In M-F

So what's wrong with going out during the week? Let me count the ways....first off as a woman in DC you most likely have a 9-5 and are coming from work. That means you've been up since 8 (if not earlier). Second, you are probably on some type of diet which means you've barely eaten during the day (yogurt, granola bar, salad or sandwich at noon is nothing!!). Third, you are either going to do one of two things - go straight from work and eat a crappy dinner or go home get tired after eating a delicious homecooked meal and not make it out.

But let's say you do make it out - your first drink is going straight to your head (you're tired and hungry) your second drink has you feeling a little better but then you take a look around the venue and notice the low, low caliber of people your surrounded with. NO MAN WITH A GOOD JOB GOES OUT DURING THE WEEK. For some reason men seem to know better - all the hard-working gents go out during the weekend. In DC during the week all you're stuck with are hustlers and ball players or just plain LOSERS.

So what do you do to pacify yourself? Order a third and fourth drink, tear up the dance floor, laugh like you've never laughed before, party on tables and go home with someone you will definitely regret seeing during daylight hours. Then what? Then you have to get up and go to work with the worst hangover known to man. And ladies...it only gets worse as you get older. No, you're body does not get used to it! It gets worse as you age....

Stay in M-F ladies...trust me. I've been dealing with the weekday parties for the better part of 10 years and its not changing!

I deleted this

it was a blog about a lame guy I dated.
I'm now in a relationship with an awesome guy and don't feel the need to relive the lameness.